Wednesday, May 11, 2005

You can never go home

Poor Bill Frist. He's getting protested at one of those dirty liberal elite institutes of higher learning, Princeton University. Oops, that's the dirty liberal elite institute of higher learning that he attended. Oh heavens to Betsy no! Why do they hate the prodigal son? In what manner would they protest of their most famous alumni? Well, using the tool that Bill Frist is fighting hard to kill. That's right, the filibuster.

Apparently, various students and faculty of Princeton have been filibustering for two weeks in protest of Bill Frist's fight against the filibuster in the Senate. Apparently, the literature used during this filibuster has varied from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" and the Q section of the dictionary all the way up to papers from Einstein and Godel's Incompleteness Theorem. Still no comment from Frist. I'm sure he'll just watch some video of the protest and announce that he has determined that they are all suffering from brain damage.