Dick Cheney: Rockstar!

Dick Cheney cracks my shit up. Seriously. How can a man who is so malevolent make me laugh so hard? The latest installment of Dick Cheney humor comes via the Smoking gun. And what did they find out about our gun toting de facto President? Dick Cheney's Suite Demands. Here's the list, but go check out the smoking gun for a picture of the original document...

• Queen or King Size Bed
• Desk with Chair
• Private Bathroom
• All lights turned on
• Temperature set to 68 degrees
• All televisions turned to FOX News (hahaha! Big suprise!)
• Microwave
• Coffee Pot in Suite (Brew decaf prior to arrival)
• Container for Ice (and location of where ice maker is)*
• Bottle Water, 4-6 bottles
• Diet Caffeine Free Sprite
• Hotel Restaurant Menu (please also fax a copy to the Advance Office)
• Newspapers - N.Y. Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal, Local Newspaper

*Apparently Dick Cheney can't read the fucking signs that are EVERYWHERE in hotels telling you the location of the icemaker.