Got tagged with a meme

I was challenged to do this meme by John over at Upon Further Review, so here it goes:

Three names you go by (that won't give away your identity): Rob, AWOL (My nickname from college band) and I've been accused of being Satan more times than I can count

Three screen names you've had: Goodmeis (Think Good me is), Longhornsurfer, and HateisBliss ( I was a bitter teenager)

Three physical things you like about yourself: One Twig and two berries. Why? Because being a chick sounds way to hard

Three physical things you don't like about yourself: My slowly increasing gut. The hair on my feet. And being a little taller would be nice

Three parts of your heritage: Mexican, German, French (There are several others, but I'm limited to three)

Three things you are wearing right now: Eyebrow Ring. Save Darfur bracelet. Socks.

Three favorite bands / musical artists: Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, hmmmm... Frank Siniatra. The guy was such a badass.

Three favorite songs: Black Dog - Zeppelin, She's Got Issues - Offspring, Crazy - Aerosmith

Three things you want in a relationship: Ideally, she would be an equal, a friend and a great lover.

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you: I like a woman who's got a little junk in the trunk. I also prefer darker features on a women (dark eyes, hair, olive skin).

Three of your favorite hobbies: reading, gambling, anything at the beach

Three things you want to do really badly right now: Get a real job. Get a supermodel. Get my ass to the beach so I can get a tan.

Three things that scare you: Death. Taxes. The Republican Party controlling all three branches of government... oh shit!

Three of your everyday essentials: Shower, toothpaste, and a good meal

Three careers you have considered / are considering: Scientist (the one I'm doing), Astronaut (the I wanted to do but don't qualify for because of my poor eyesight and asthma), and chef (my "if I quit grad school right now" fantasy job)

Three places you want to go on vacation: Rome, Japan, hawaii

Three kids' names you like: Dumbass, girl dumbass... maybe I shouldn't answer this question

Three things you want to do before you die: Contribute something to help improve society, put $10,000 on black for one turn of the Roullete wheel, sail across an ocean.

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I like sports way too much. I like to drink lots of beer while I watch sports. I typically will only eat things that once walked on the face of the earth (ie grilled meat) while I drink and watch sports.

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: I like to cook. I watch the Food network. I like to grow spices (Cilantro, oregano), though I let my current spice garden die from neglect.

Three celeb crushes: I don't really have crushes on celebrities. I think Rachael Ray from the food network is cute. Natalie Portman is hot. Does any women from a Victoria Secret catalogue count?

I suppose I'll pass this to The Chemist and AC Patriot