The quote contest.

Ok, so here is the game. We've all dated a Republican at some point in our lives. Come on, just admit it. There is no shame in it. You were young, horny, maybe a little drunk, and what the hell, right? Well, what's the best quote you heard from either the person you dated, his/her friends, or his/her family. Here's mine:

"All those damn homo liberal politicians want to take away my guns"
-Dad of a girl I dated in early college.

Note: This particular guy has a massive gun collection. Must have had at least around 40 guns. Nice enough guy, just had a bit of a crazy conservative streak.

Ok, so now its your turn. I want some good stuff in the comments section for this post.