And yet, my friends and I weren't the scariest thing at that basketball game. The Corporate plush whores were in full forced on Sunday, determined to push subliminal messages to all little children of So Cal. Let their indoctrination begin!
Worship the Red Robin. Buy more Hamburgers or you will foresake me!
Don't forget to buy cookies too! Consume, Consume, Consume!
And now they pacify any further resistance with their hypnotic plush dance. Come on kids, you're not real Americans unless you buy stuff.
It's enough to drive someone to drink.
